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Speaking at TechMentor and SQL Saturday Oslo 2019

TechMentor Redmond 2019


Next week I’m excited to be going back to Seattle for what seems to be the umpteenth time. I’ve been selected to deliver two sessions at the TechMentor conference at the Microsoft Campus in Redmond: “The Force Awakens – Azure SQL Server for the On-prem DBA” and “Boring is Stable, Stable is Good – SQL Server Best Practices in Practice”. This marks my first time speaking outside of Europe and getting to do it at the Microsoft HQ is equal parts exciting and scary. I’m very much looking forward to meeting a US audience and sport my Star Wars waistcoat on the other side of the Atlantic.

There might still be tickets left! Register and follow @TechMentorEvent and #TechMentor on Twitter!


SQL Saturday Oslo 2019

In just short of a month, (Aug 31st) I’m also speaking at SQL Saturday Oslo 2019! I’ll be delivering “Azure Machine Learning for the Absolute Beginner”, a primer on what Azure Machine Learning is, what it can do, what it can’t do and how to implement your first machine learning project. The lineup is exceptional as always – just look at the schedule here: The Saturday event is free (as is always the case with SQL Saturdays), and anyone is sure to find much food for thought in the 35 sessions offered throughout.


If that wasn’t enough, there will be two days of pre-cons this year. Check them out here: They do cost some money, but the price/performance for a full day of training with these amazing speakers is difficult to beat.

What are you waiting for? Register now and follow @SQLSatOslo and #SQLSatOslo on Twitter!


I hope to see you at either of these events!


Where did he go?

Where on earth did I go? Well, that is a very good question, and I’m happy you asked it. I’m doing most of my blogging over at Knee-deep in tech these days, but I might look at double-posting some of the content. Go check it out!

Back on the road

The first month of the new year is more than half way done. Time flies, but I’ve already had time to go to SQL Saturday Linz in beautiful Austria. I delivered “Headless chicken – calming the sysadmin-turned-DBA” to a full room, and it was 60 minutes of fun, shenanigans and failing to use a flipchart properly – all while having an excellent discussion about the intricacies of waking up as a DBA. Tomorrow I’m leaving for a quick trip to Mechelen in Belgium and the first-ever Power BI Days conference! I have it on good authority that there will be a good crowd and I’m more than happy to be a part of Europe’s newest Power BI-focused event. It will be a quick in-and-out though as I’m flying home again Saturday afternoon. In Mechelen I will be delivering one of my favorite sessions: “Arguing with myself – self-service BI from an infrastructure perspective”, absolutely sure so get laughs. I mean – I’m wearing two different hats and I’m arguing with myself in three different voices – what’s not to like…?

Leaving 2018. Next stop – 2019.

I’ve been thinking about this blog post a lot these last few days. The classic “end-of-year” post that most everyone does, but this one has turned out to be rather special for me. At the same time it is kind of scary, as when I look back on what I’ve done and accomplished this year, I realize how much it actually is – and how much I have actually chosen *not* to do.
2018 was the year I decided to step up my speaking game for real. I had spent 2016 and 2017 polishing my skills and sending abstracts to what felt like every conference there was. In 2016 I spoke at two conferences, both in Sweden. In 2017, the number rose to 3 – still in Sweden. 2018 saw that number go up a bit – 22 events, of which took me to 10 countries and 19 cities. Two events I managed to do right from home – a good thing as they were in Victoria, Canada and Saõ Paolo, Brazil. With them I validated that my technical setup at home is up to par for delivering quality sessions over the internet as well.
I’ve made many, many, many new friends and acquaintances. The sheer number of amazing people in the community is absolutely mind-boggling. Thank you for letting me play in your sandbox.
I finished my first Pluralsight course. That was way more work than I had expected, and it will be a while before I do my next one. They are a great company to work with.
I helped organize a conference – the Global Azure Bootcamp event in Linköping, Sweden. We became the largest GAB in Sweden, despite being brand new (and several of us having no real clue how to organize things).
I switched roles at work – I went from being a full-time consultant to something different. These days I focus on presale, training and new opportunities, all in order to scale up the pool of skill we have at Atea. I still do technical consulting, but as the time for that is strictly limited, this has made the things I’m actually called in to do way more interesting (and challenging!) as people know I’m not the right tool for whatever data related job that happens to come their way.
In October I was awarded the Data Platform MVP, something I did not see coming. I coveted the title, as I would think most people in this field does, but I was not expecting it. The MVP has meant a lot to me, in so many ways. It has changed me in a lot of ways as well, but perhaps not in the ways that people would think. I’ve tried to write a post about that a few times, but it hasn’t quite matured yet. More about that in a future post.
Simon and I produced some 38 episodes of the podcast, and we’re slowly finding our feet. Who knew that doing a podcast could be that difficult?

So, yeah – 2018 has been … hectic.

While I don’t regret doing any of the above, I realize that in order to do them, I have had to skip other things. I have been away from home over 50 nights. That is 50 nights I have not spent with my wife or the cats. I have not had the time to work on my droid as I had hoped. I had to step down as the Commanding Officer for the 501st Legion: Nordic Garrison. I haven’t had a “normal” weekend since January as I’ve always been working on sessions, travelling or doing something else work-related. It is important to consider that everything has a price. I am exceptionally fortunate in that I have a wife that is both supportive but at the same time not accepting any bullshit. In the end, it comes down to choice. I chose to do these things. The choices are mine, as are the consequences, but having Tove at my side has made things infinitely easier.
Would I do them again? Good question, more about that later.

I move into 2019 with four conferences, one course and two trips to the US already booked before midsummer. I’m moving more and more towards Power BI, which means producing new sessions and content. More events and opportunities are sure to arise. Simon and I have launched a rather huge project at work to raise Azure and Microsoft 365 literacy among the consultants, something that will mean more training and more assisting other consultants. I’ve become the co-organizer of the Swedish Power BI Usergroup and I will try to host a few events in both Stockholm and Malmö. Not only have Simon and I revamped the Knee-deep in Tech website, we will do a new attempt at recording video to go with the podcast too – as well as doing webinars. If you think doing a podcast is hard, try video. That is a whole new level of crazy. Luckily I have the most amazing friends who know a lot more about video than we do on hand to help.
We’ve agreed to produce more blog content as well – there will be one post at least once a week, and we’re thinking of extending the Knee-deep in Tech family with one, maybe two more people.
Going back to the question of doing it again. I’m not sure I would, to be honest. Don’t get me wrong – I’ve learned so much about myself and I am a much better person for it. Having said that, the price I’ve paid has been steep, perhaps steeper than I would have preferred. Again, it all comes down to choice – I chose to do what I did and I do not try to put that on anyone else. I also choose my way forward, and while 2019 might look like a madhouse from the outside (and, to be fair, rather much from the inside as well), I’ve already put on the brakes. I no longer shoot abstracts to everyone and their cat, and as soon as I have my sessions up and running things will settle down quite a bit. The days of working 40-ish hours a week are long gone and won’t be coming back, but this is my choice. 2019 will be an intensive year for sure, but I have every intention of making it a smarter, smoother year. I wrap this post up with a reading tip: “The subtle art of not giving a f*ck” by Mark Manson. One of the most important books I’ve read in a long time.

I wish each and every one of you a happy new year. Buckle up, as we’re leaving 2018 and 2019 promises to be quite a ride…

Podcast episode 58

As we’re just about to move from one host to another, episode 58 will be temporarily hosted here again!

In episode 58 of Knee-Deep in Tech we talk about several important Power BI blog posts, Surface Hub 2, the upcoming Chromium-based Edge browser, Windows Lite and the power of the Microsoft community!

You can find us on Spotify:

or play right here:


Show notes:

Marco Russo – understanding numeric data type conversions in DAX


Kasper de Jonge – Time intelligence solved with modelling and crossfilter instead of DAX measures


Patrick LeBlanc @ Guy in a Cube – Power BI Paginated Reports: Data source, Dataset and parameters






Podcast posts

In a very short while I’ll be removing the podcast posts from this blog as they’ve been concentrated on for some time. Christmas is coming, and with it a feeling of wanting to clean house, even on this blog 😛

Hard choices

I was recently accepted to speak at a SQL Server-related event in Europe. As I relish the opportunity to speak I was very happy and started preparing in earnest for booking the trip and polishing my session. However, when I took a look at the schedule, I found the name of another speaker that I had not expected to find anymore. This person has been tossed out of one of the most important Microsoft programs allegedly (as I don’t have personal, first-hand knowledge) due to repeatedly misbehaving in general and being sexist in particular – a behavior I have personally witnessed multiple times. As is the case with most people behaving in this way, this person has shown no regret or even understanding how this behavior could possibly be interpreted as wrong in any way. As this information has not become very public, I reached out to the organizers of this event to ask them if they knew about this person’s history and behavior, and if they really wanted someone like that speaking at their event.

While I don’t exactly know what I was expecting for an answer, I was not expecting the answer I received. The answer was basically the organizers putting their head in the sand and explaining that they treat everyone with the equal respect and expect the same back. Unless anyone is convicted of a crime they would not be kept out of speaking at their event, as they could not act on hearsay alone. They were, in my opinion, hiding behind a legal straw man that has little or nothing to do with the question at hand.

As it was abundantly clear that the organizers do not share my values when it comes to community, I was faced with the choice of either speaking at this event and implicitly accepting this individual’s behavior or withdraw to make a point. I chose the latter as I feel the need to stand up to sexism and generally deplorable behavior. I can’t change the world, but I can make a personal stand despite this costing me an important speaking opportunity.

Our community is too precious to not make a stand.


*updated with the word “allegedly” as I am not privy to Microsoft’s reasoning.*

What’s in my bag – 2018 edition

All the cool people are doing it (Brent Ozar, Daniel Hutmacher) so I felt compelled to do the same – a quick run-down of the bag (and the contents) that has been travelling with me to 11 countries so far this year. When going speaking in Europe, I never check a bag. There are several reasons for that – it’s more expensive, it takes more time, and I simply don’t need it. I’m away for anything between two and five days and I’ve found that I can comfortably fit all the clothes I need plus computer and various electronic gizmos that goes with it. The bag I chose after *very* careful research was the Tom Bihn Western Flyer. It might not look like much, but it is versatile, perfectly sized for everything I need, it is built like a tank *and* it fits perfectly underneath the seat in front of me on most aircraft (most notable exception was an Embraer 145).

In the beginning I wasn’t sure I could fit everything in it, but after finding the concept of bundle packing everything started to come together. Using this technique I can easily fit one pair of pants, a t-shirt or a dress shirt for every day of travel plus underwear – all without very many wrinkles. I put all the underwear and smaller items in a generic small packing cube and use that as the “plug” in the bundle packing and – voilá! it all fits. I put the resulting bundle in a Tom Bihn mesh bag that fits perfectly in the back compartment of the bag. I’ve also started to include a pair of five-finger shoes to have proper clothing for exercise at hotels – they really don’t take up any space, and it looks way less conspicuous going to gym in them than in my dress shoes…

The other compartment is taken up by my computer. I sport a Microsoft Surface Laptop, and it travels in a laptop sleeve by the Finnish company Mozo, meaning I (almost) never have to take the computer out of the sleeve at airport security. Together with said computer I *always* bring my Bose QC35 series 1 (if you’re thinking of buying them, get the series 2) noise-cancelling headset. These are ABSOLUTELY KEY for me to get *anything* done at either the airport or on the plane.

All the bits and bobs go into an organizer of similar kind to Daniel and Brent that I managed to win(!) at a raffle at this year’s MCT Zero Day at Ignite in Orlando. In here the usual toys can be found – laptop charger, mini displayport-> VGA, HDMI and DisplayPort adapters, power plug adapter, a Microsoft Surface Arc mouse, an iPhone charger, and cable, a Jackery Bolt powerbank as well as my trusty Logitech Spotlight presentation remote. The computer sleeve sits in the back of the front compartment towards the middle of the bag and the cable organizer and headphones sit towards the front. This means that I can put my small, clear toiletry bag on top of the headphones and still have a fully packed bag not be very thick, like so:


My passport lives in one of the front zippered pockets.

Going through airport security is a breeze: remove belt and watch (might be unnecessary, your mileage may vary) and put them in either the back compartment on top of the clothing bundle or in the front leftmost pocket, unzip the front main compartment and pull out the computer and the toiletries and put everything in the plastic tubs heading for the X-ray machine. It literally takes me seconds to get the stuff I need OUT of the bag and ever so slightly longer to stuff it back in – all in all, security is dead simple with this setup.

Speaking at TechDays and MCT Summit

I’m on a train heading to Stockholm and Microsoft TechDays, where I’ll be delivering “Azure SQL Server for the on-prem DBA”. This session outlines what’s available in Azure, what is automatic, what is not quite automatic and what is idiosyncratic, as well as explores some of the hard questions one should ask whenever the topic of databases in the cloud comes up.
This is the second time I’ve been selected to speak at TechDays, and I find this to be a very nice conference. It’s a good venue, a lot of people and a great sponsor area. This year I’ll apparently hold court in one of the larger rooms – rather exciting!

While I’d have loved to stay for the whole conference, I was also accepted to speak at the MCT Summit in Cologne. Unfortunately the two conferences run in parallel. I was fortunate enough to be able to ask for an early session at TechDays and late sessions at the MCT Summit, so I’ll be running for the airport pretty much as soon as I’m done in Stockholm. On Thursday I’ll be delivering “SQL Server hates you(?) – what the DBA never told the developers”, and on Friday it’s time for the third run of “Talk tech to me – improve your technical presentation skills”. Both of them are kind of favorite sessions for me, and I’m up to around 10 deliveries of “SQL Server hates you(?)” so I’ve achieved a nice flow presenting that one.

Both of the events provide amazing opportunities for learning apart from my sessions. Check out the TechDays Agenda and the MCT Global Summit agenda!